Nunya Dambidness (stormshaman) wrote,
Nunya Dambidness
stormshaman

Lovely.

Dear paternal side of the family,

When one of my uncles dies, IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU WOULD BLOODY TELL ME SO THAT I DON'T HAVE TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT WHEN LOOKING UP MY FAMILY FUCKING SHRUB!

For the love of Frigga, people. TELL ME THIS SHIT.

Sincerely,

Me.

Dear Ancestry.com,

Thanks for helping me find my father's address so I can send him a Holiday Greeting of Folded Paper.

Holy fuck, he's 59?

Sincerely,

Me.
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